This is a work in motion so it is subject to improvements, but I am working on this and this is what I have so far. I would like to know what everyone thinks.

My hopes for Barack Obama’s presidency:

Before the end of Barack Obama’s 2nd term the following things will happen:

Gas Taxes will be a litre or about per gallon. This will help us to fight global warming and encourage people to take public transportation.

A 20% VAT will be imposed on ALL goods, including food and clothing.

There will be a 60% income tax on ALL people with a government cap on income set at ,000. The taxes will go towards providing medical care and housing for the needy.

A minimum income will be set for those on welfare at ,000. No longer will those on welfare have to suffer while greedy rich people live happy, healthy lives. The age of the wealthy is over and the poor, meek, and those who do not work for a living will inherit the earth.

Any and all dissent will be silenced immediately. The dissenter’s career will be destroyed, they will be labeled a "racist", and thrown in jail for a minimum of 5 years per offence.

The people will be required to give 10% of their incomes to humanitarian aid, both local and foreign.

Retrograde taxes will be imposed on all those who previously made more then 0,000 a year.

The government will sponsor and handle the upkeep of all museums, national forests, and wildlife reserves with tax payer money.

Guns of ANY kind will be banned PERMANENTLY. Possession of any gun will result in a ,000 fine and a minimum of 5 years in prison for each offence.

The government will impose a cap on how much each corporation can make in a year. There will be no more making millions or billions on ANYTHING.

The government will regulate how much sodium, sugar, and fat is allowed in food in order to reduce costs to the government health care plan.

This is just the beginning. I have so many more hopes for Obama’s presidency, but I haven’t thought of them all yet.

What are your thoughts?

Oh yeah, and all immigrationally challenged people will be given amnesty

Filed under: Sodium and Salt

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